It was a cool morning, Jane and Adam went for a walk. Both Jane and Adam have great jobs, Jane as an astronomy lecturer at Ox***d and Adam as a leading television program's host, both are earning huge piles of cash. Unfortunately, Jane and Adam are not able to have babies. You, as the reader, are to vote for the reason why Jane and Adam cannot produce babies.
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Jane asked Adam, Honey, I want a baby.
I know, I know, I want one too.
But we never get one.
The pelicans are being silly, never drop our baby at our door. Stupid birds.
Isn't it Santa's fault?
Dear, Santa delivers presents.
Oh, right.
So when do you think those idiotic birds will send us our baby?
I don't know, but I want it as soon as possible.
*Back at home*
Adam, I want to...
Oh, shut up and come sit on me.
The session begins
*Moaning*
The session ends
Jane, how many condoms have we left?
Wait, let me check, we have a dozen, excluding this.
Okay, we'll need more if we want to last throught this week.
Alright, I'll get my hands on some.
This is the story people, I know its weird and a little bit boring, but I like la.
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